Thursday, December 17, 2009

Post Earth Biotech Induced Invasion Carrots.

After biotechnology got out of hand, nature reacted by ending the ways of life on earth as it was understood. There became a super species of carrot that was known as Post Earth Biotech Induced Invasion Carrots. Quickly, the earth was covered in these carrots! Nothing any scientist could concoct would destroy this super species that their gene splicing had lead to. They had created a monster. The carrots were deadly to the ingestion of humans, while a delicious super food to all other creatures. All the animals began to flourish, particularly rabbits, as the human rule quickly began to fade away. All other food sources started to lose nutrients, because they were a pale comparison to the Invasion Carrot super species. Since the only food source that existed for other animals were the carrots, they too became toxic to the humans. Humans started out by eating all the reserved canned foods they had saved and existed relatively well at first. Eventually food ran out. People turned back into animals, and began to hunt one another. Unfortunately, they were unable to work together to find a solution to this problem, and the blood lust and greed led to their quick demise as a race. The buildings were reclaimed by the earth. Green and blue was again the dominant color of this great land, rather than gray. As the first rain fell once the humans were destroyed, all the animals rejoiced. The worms were all out in the open, slithering in the wet soil. It would have sounded to human ears like a giant breath loosening from their communal chests since the humans had taken rule. Soon the carrots dwindled in number, though still providing strength to the animals as they began to re figure the earth post human. Once the carrot was no longer needed, it became scarce and is now considered extinct. Evolution continued as usual.

The end. (For humans, that is.)

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